IF YOU PICK BLITZCRANK YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE

rukeprease:

nuff said

FROM THE CREATOR HIMSELF.

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#REALTALK

FULLY OPERATIONAL

WORKING AT 100% CAPACITY

I

BLITZCRANK THE GREAT STEAM GOLEM 

HAVE REBOOTED

BEEP 

BOOP

FORNICATE THE ASK BOX

CRITICAL FAILURE.

SHUTTING DOWN TO PREVENT FURTHER DAMAGE.

“You were outdated anyway.”

((Just a sneak peek at my latest project, more coming soon.))

HOW DOES ANY OTHER SENTIENT LIFE FORM DO.

DON’T ANSWER THAT BECAUSE I DON’T CARE.

EX-GIRLFRIEND.

((Just the opposite for me, I really loved pudge. More than anything in the world. He was amazing. Except for the fact that he falls off even when he gets fed. ))

MY SUMMONER.

BEFORE HE WAS A SUMMONER.

WAS A DOTA PLAYER KNOWN AS ‘STOP_DADDY_NO’. 

HE WAS AN AMATEUR PLAYER THAT WON ONE SMALL TIME TOURNAMENT.

HE USED YOU IN HIS 3RD SEMI MATCH.

I AM REQUIRED TO SHOW YOU RESPECT.

SO.

THERE.

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